Patent Pending opens new merch store!

Patent Pending opens new merch store!

Witty loud-mouthers Patent Pending have found a new medium–apart from music–to spread their message of sarcasm.

They’ve created their own merchandise, selling it at Web site Bigcartel. The merchandise can also be found via their Web site, aptly tagged Patentpendingsmells.com.

It’s the place to go to for shirts–and an album–that say things like, “Save each other, the whales are doing fine.”